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coming soon
REQUEST LINES
(Call, email, or visit them online to let them know you simply cannot live without hearing your favorite BNW song!)

It's our first ever, one of a kind, available RIGHT NOW
Songs of the BNW CD!!!
Order Online - Pick it up when you come to see the show - Or keep your eyes open at stores near you, including Sam Goody, Electric Fetus, and Down in the Valley to name just a few to the growing list.

Read the press release re: the album and our very own Peter Guertin.

Read the CD Announcement

Until you get to the store or the theatre, click on the title links to launch and/or download a tiny MP3 audio clip. As the warning label states, "May not be appropriate for young children or adults with a stick up their ass."

PLAYLIST

girl scout cookie whore
(title says it all!)

lesbian chic
(again, pretty straight?forward)

come back
(a cry for John McCain)

steaming pile of christmas cheer
(unwrap this one for the holidays!)

pixie sticks
(size does matter)

george w.
(our President is the best!)

waitin' around to die
(country music is so uplifting)

12 days of christmas
(another great one for the holidays)

salt n' manna
(women, rap, and religion)

country song
(country fans and lovers stand back)

alone
(a tribute to the independent woman)

the vagina song
(what more info do you need?)

first ladies
(they were married to the President)

toe suckers
(love in all it's glory)

it's hard to be an american
(damn hard!)

ballad
(the story of Seamus)

why i love America
(and love it, indeed, we do!)