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Whatever
would possess you to join this rowdy crowd? Well, you'll officially
be part of one of the longest running satirical comedy theaters
in the country plus IT'S FREE
and you get all these COOL PERKS:
- Access
to season ticket packages and special show packages for
extra savings and mucho perks!
- Access
to these wild and crazy password-protected web pages, which we
guarantee will hold the best "insider information"
including stuff like behind-the-scenes clips, song lyrics, webbie
discounts, and "Dear Burt", a monthly column authored
by our resident mascot.
- Participation
in our referral program-every time you refer a buddy, we'll
send you a free drink ticket to use the next time you're here.
- Entry
into our "Best of BNW" contest. Winner will receive
free season tickets for the upcoming year and participate in a
congratulatory campaign ranging from press releases and photo
ops to your own private show screening.
- Wacky
specialty items and deals (occasionally free, and always
a reflection of the BNW mission - positive neutrality, promiscuous
hostility).
- Even
deeper savings for groups that have a BNW member in their
midst.
- Plus
we'll send you our really cool email newsletter!
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