Welcome to the 2011! We're pleased to officially launch our new website (9 months after it went live) and our new name (a year after we started using it), and introduce you to a couple of new Creative Outreach team members. Eric Rislove has joined the team as Vice President of Sales and Meg Alles has joined us as our new Logistics Manager. As a result, we hope to make more money and be more organized. And we hope the same holds true for you. In the meantime, Sweeney and Caleb would like to share how some of our "new" stuff came into being...

And/or read our NON-RELEASE PRESS RELEASE.

Tis the season to wish people well... such as the mass email I received today, which read "During this holy season, I wish you a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Merry Festivus, Happy Kwaanza, and for all you atheists - have a nice weekend!"

Likewise, here's wishing you well for at least one of these, maybe even two:
December 1st - Hanukkah Begins, Eat A Red Apple Day, National Pie Day, Rosa Park's Day, World AIDS Day
December 2nd - National Fritters Day
December 3rd - International Day of the Disabled Person, National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
December 4th - National Cookie Day, Wear Brown Shoes Day
December 6th - Mitten Tree Day, St. Nicholas Day
December 7th - National Cotton Candy Day, Pearl Harbor Day
December 8th - National Brownie Day
December 9th - National Pastry Day
December 10th - Human Rights Day, Nobel Peace Prize Awarded
December 11th - National Noodle Ring Day
December 12th - Fiesta of Our Lady of Guadalupe, Poinsettia Day
December 13th - St. Lucia Day, National Cocoa Day
December 16th - Las Posadas, National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
December 17th - National Maple Syrup Day, Underdog Day, Wright Brother's Day
December 18th - Bake Cookies Day, National Roast Suckling Pig Day
December 19th - Oatmeal Muffin Day
December 20th - Games Day
December 21st - First Day of Winter, Humbug Day, Look at the Bright Side Day, National Flashlight Day
December 23rd - Festivus, Roots Day
December 24th - National Egg Nog Day, Christmas Eve
December 25th - Christmas, National Pumpkin Pie Day
December 26th - Boxing Day, Kwanzaa Begins, National Whiners Day
December 27th - Visit the Zoo Day, Make Cut Out Snowflakes Day, National Fruitcake Day
December 28th - Card Playing Day, Pepper Pot Day
December 30th - National Bicarbonate of Soda Day
December 31st - New Year's Eve, Omisoka

So, yes, by all means, we hope you enjoy the holidays!

A video clip from the BNW Holiday show, Brett Favre's Christmas Spectacular II: The Second Coming. Enjoy!

The Brave New Workshop Theatre, the oldest satirical comedy theatre in the US, is seeking a logistics coordinator for our Creative Outreach division. This is an outstanding opportunity in our very fast-growing and entrepreneurial part of our business. You will be helping develop, execute and grow our offerings to Fortune 500 companies by assisting with logistics supporting the sales and service delivery processes and ad-hoc projects. If you're interested in joining our cutting-edge, irreverent idea factory, please read the rest of this article, which is basically a job description the size of a short novel.